Funny Phrases

2581. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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Funny Places

2582. Gosh

The place people go when they don't believe in Heck.

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Funny Euphemisms

2583. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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Funny Questions

2584. Who is Looking at This Entry?

You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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Funny Sayings

2585. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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Funny Diseases

2586. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2587. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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Funny Products

2588. Fanny Bank Shop

A bank that's a butt and farts when coins are inserted. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

2589. Is orange, the fruit, called orange because it is orange or is orange, the color, called orange because it looks like the fruit?

See also Fruits.

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Funny Questions

2590. You Shut the Oven Off, Right?

Every person ever going on a long trip.

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