Funny Insults

2581. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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Funny T-Shirts

2582. Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly Shop

Dads’ favorite way to embarrass their teenage daughters. See also Flatulence, Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

2583. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

2584. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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Funny Euphemisms

2585. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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Funny Animals

2586. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2587. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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Funny Drinks

2588. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

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Funny Observations

2589. Ant Hills to Scale Are the Size of the Pyramids

And they have built millions of them. See also Insects.

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Funny Questions

2590. If someone is 99 pounds and they eat 1 pound of nachos, are they 1% nacho?

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