Funny Advice

2551. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

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Funny Observations

2552. There Are More Nipples in the World than There Are People

See also Body.

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Funny Tattoos

2553. A Calculator

That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also Math, Schools.

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Funny Euphemisms

2554. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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Funny Foods

2555. Canned Bananas

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Funny Euphemisms

2556. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

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Funny Insults

2557. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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Funny Words

2558. Smaragdine

Adjective meaning emerald green in color. See also Colors.

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Funny Questions

2559. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

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Funny Euphemisms

2560. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

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