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Funny Anti-Jokes
2551. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?
Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.
Funny Sayings
2552. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother
See also Grandparents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2553. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?
Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.
Funny Insults
2558. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron
From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Advice
2560. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial
Always works.