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Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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Funny Words

2523. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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Funny Places

2524. Crotch Cresent, Oxford

Funny Things to Do

2525. Uncrusting Uncrustables

For some reason I know a lot of people who do this. See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

2526. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

Funny Observations

2527. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

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Funny Observations

2528. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2529. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

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Funny Euphemisms

2530. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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