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Funny Nicknames
2501. Dick
I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?
Funny Questions
2502. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?
Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.
Funny Places
2503. La Rue Street
Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.
Funny Sayings
2506. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t
I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.
Funny Names
2507. Shanda Lear
Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...
Funny Observations
2508. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan
See also Flags.
Funny Instruments
2510. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube
Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.