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Funny Advice
2491. Be Like a Duck
Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.
Funny Movies
2492. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney
Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.
Funny Observations
2493. Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world. So what do you do? You go and look at your house.
See also Internet.
Funny Questions
2498. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.
Funny Advice
2499. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food
It may taste bad, but hey, it works.