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2471. If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works. Shop

You got it, Dad.

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Funny Euphemisms

2472. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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2473. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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Funny Observations

2474. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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Funny Questions

2475. At what point does a leaflet become a pamphlet?

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Funny Questions

2476. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

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Funny Observations

2477. Why can a fly enter through a 2-inch cracked window, but can't leave through a wide open door?

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Funny Questions

2478. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.

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Funny Observations

2479. Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

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Funny Observations

2480. If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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