Funny Questions

2471. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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Funny Words

2472. Ingurgitate

To swallow greedily or devour.

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Funny Advice

2473. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

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Funny Movies

2474. Star Wars Holiday Special

I don't think we'll ever hear Princess Leia singing again. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

2475. Evil Duck

Also known as a swan. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

2476. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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Funny Sayings

2477. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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Funny Insults

2478. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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Funny Insults

2479. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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Funny Movies

2480. Slasher Films from the 70's and 80's

For 2 hours, they kill teenagers. No, I'm not violent, just like to daydream... See also 70's, 80's, Teenagers.

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