Funny Things to Do

2461. Stepping on a Rake with a Bare Foot

Double whammy.

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Funny Foods

2462. Blood Popsicles

Yes, this exists. I'm not sure when, but a zookeeper once decided it was so hot, they gave all the animals fruit popsicles, and the lion a blood popsicle.

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Funny Questions

2463. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Phrases

2464. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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Funny Euphemisms

2465. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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Funny Observations

2466. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

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Funny Words

2467. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

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Funny Euphemisms

2468. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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Funny Questions

2469. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Products

2470. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop

Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.

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