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2461. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

Added by SilverSpire on April 24, 2019| 3 Comments | 131 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2462. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

Added by mom on April 24, 2019| 2 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2463. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2019| 213 Comments | 115 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2464. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2019| Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2465. You have never actually seen your real face, you have only seen reflections of it.

Mind blown.

Added by AGymnastLifer on April 18, 2019| 3 Comments | 69 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2466. Why do noses run and feet smell?

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2019| 3 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2467. If You Think About It, the Brain Named Itself

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2468. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

Added by VordJoncus on April 17, 2019| 77 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Sounds like it should have a negative connotation, but actually means "with cheerful indifference." Ironically enough, I learned it from this site: not from a post, but from the flavor text on the commenting screen. The more you know.

Added by VordJoncus on April 17, 2019| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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2470. America's Village Idiot

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

Added by ziema on April 16, 2019| 16 Comments | 106 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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