Funny Questions

2391. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Funny Foods

2392. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

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Funny Phobias

2393. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

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Funny Observations

2394. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job

See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2395. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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Funny Names

2396. Axel Schweiß

Somebody was once called this. Axel Schweiß is German for "armpit sweat." See also Body, German.

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Funny Places

2397. New New York, Mars

From the sci-fi novel "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Videos

2398. Videos of Animals Peeing

All of them are funny. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Songs

2399. It's Hard to be Humble

One of the greatest bar songs of all time. About Mac Davis's problem, his perfection.

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Funny Quotes

2400. "OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"

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