Funny TV Shows

2391. My Mother The Car

NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.

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Funny Observations

2392. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Funny Observations

2393. The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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Funny Euphemisms

2394. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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Funny Quotes

2395. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

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Funny Euphemisms

2396. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

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Funny Observations

2397. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

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Funny Euphemisms

2398. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

2399. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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Funny Diseases

2400. Dehydration

Water taste bad and soda doesn't hydrate you... ugh so hard. See also Water.

Added by Miracle on July 18, 2019| 24 Comments | 129 people like this You Like This | Unlike