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Funny Observations
2341. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car
See also Cars.
Funny Books
2343. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop
The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.
Funny Observations
2344. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles
See also Pizza.
Funny Observations
2346. You Can't Move Your Top Teeth
And now I bet you're trying it. See also Teeth.
Funny Phrases
2347. Counter Canter
When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.
Funny Quotes
2348. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."
―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
2349. Reading Aloud Bed Names at Ikea
And accidentally summoning a 4-headed Norse demon.