Funny Quotes

2331. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

2332. Asking Siri to Beatbox

"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Advice

2333. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

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Funny Advice

2334. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

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Funny Phobias

2335. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things

2336. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

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Funny Observations

2337. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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Funny Insults

2338. Soggy Lampshade

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Funny Words

2339. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

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Funny Observations

2340. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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