Funny Quotes

2281. "OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"

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Funny Things

2282. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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Funny Products

2283. Nose-Picking Pencil Sharpener Shop

Ouch.

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Funny Sayings

2284. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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Funny Foods

2285. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

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Funny Names

2286. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa

Two drunken soccer fans changed their names overnight. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa then had a lot of trouble getting a passport. See also British.

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Funny Observations

2287. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos

I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!

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Funny Words

2288. Lozenge

A candy for treating a sore throat. Also known as a cough drop.

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Funny Advice

2289. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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Funny Words

2290. Spaghettification

A real astrophysics word for what happens when you go into a black hole. See also Science, Space.

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