Funny Sayings

2281. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

2282. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

2283. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

2284. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2285. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

2286. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

2287. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2288. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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Funny Clothes

2289. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume

It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

2290. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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