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Funny Jobs
2211. Director of Toilet Paper
"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.
Funny Movies
2212. Hercules Foreign Films
He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.
Funny Observations
2214. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites
Funny Questions
2215. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?
Salmonella. See also Chocolate.
Funny Animals
2216. Trumpanzee
Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Quotes
2219. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."
Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.
Funny Things to Do
2220. Asking Siri to Beatbox
"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.