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Funny Observations
2221. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.
Funny Jobs
2223. Dinosaur Duster
Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.
Funny Observations
2224. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island
It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.
Funny Sayings
2226. Don't Yuk My Yum
Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.
Funny Dances
2230. The Turtle Dance
1. Get down on all fours
2. Eat lettuce and carrots
3. Do that for 100 years
4. You did it! See also Turtles.