Funny Things

2221. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

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Funny Euphemisms

2222. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

2223. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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Funny TV Shows

2224. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Names

2225. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

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Funny Foods

2226. Doom Soup

Contains lead, uncooked cassava, and uranium. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2227. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

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Funny Questions

2228. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Funny Foods

2229. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

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Funny Phobias

2230. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

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