Funny Insults

2231. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

2232. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

2233. World Best Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

2234. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

2235. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

2236. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2237. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

2238. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

2239. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

2240. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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