Funny Anti-Jokes

1831. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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Funny Sayings

1832. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

1833. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

1834. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

1835. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

1836. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

1837. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

1838. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

1839. Yum Triangles

Also known as Doritos. See also Snacks.

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Funny Foods

1840. Alligator Pears

What Americans used to call avacados. See also Old-Timey.

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