Funny Observations

1791. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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Funny Insults

1792. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Nicknames

1793. Rolf Gruber

Also known as the villainous young Nazi in The Sound of Music. Perfect nickname for a reactionary teen. See also Musicals.

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Funny Advice

1794. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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Funny Diseases

1795. Paris Syndrome

When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.

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Funny Sayings

1796. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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Funny Names

1797. Lord Tweedmouth

Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.

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Funny Quotes

1798. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Funny Phrases

1799. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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Funny Questions

1800. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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