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1791. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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1792. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

1793. PG-0

Also known as G.

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1794. Fuzzerbutt

For dogs with excessively fluffy bottoms. See also Dogs.

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1795. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job

1796. The Word "Bed" Looks Like a Bed

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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Funny Observations

1798. The Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed

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Funny Questions

1799. Why Don't They Remove the Head at the Start of Scooby-doo?

If 100% of my cases were solved by removing the head, I would definitely start by doing that. So why wait? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

1800. To be Sure of Hitting the Target, Shoot First, and Call Whatever You Hit the Target

You’ll always win.

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