Funny Observations

1821. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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Funny Words

1822. Ta

British slang for 'thanks' or 'pass'. See also British.

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Funny Places

1823. California, Missouri

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Funny Questions

1824. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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Funny Things to Do

1825. Are You There, Moriarty?

Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.

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Funny Animals

1826. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1827. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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Funny Drinks

1828. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Observations

1829. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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Funny Quotes

1830. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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