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1841. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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1842. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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1843. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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1844. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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1845. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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1846. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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1847. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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1848. Crop Corsets

Wait a minute…

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The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

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Funny Phobias

1850. Aibohphobia

The fear of palindromes.

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