Funny Things to Do

1681. Scream That There’s a Spider in the Christmas Tree

See also Christmas, Pranks.

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Funny Jobs

1682. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

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Funny Observations

1683. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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Funny Insults

1684. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Nicknames

1685. Rolf Gruber

Also known as the villainous young Nazi in The Sound of Music. Perfect nickname for a reactionary teen. See also Musicals.

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Funny Advice

1686. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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Funny Diseases

1687. Paris Syndrome

When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.

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Funny Sayings

1688. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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Funny Names

1689. Lord Tweedmouth

Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.

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Funny Quotes

1690. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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