Funny Nicknames

1681. Funcle

The fun uncle. Not to be confused with Druncle.

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Funny Drinks

1682. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

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Funny Insults

1683. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!

Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.

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Funny Animals

1684. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

1685. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1686. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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Funny Advice

1687. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance

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Funny Euphemisms

1688. Pencil Killer

Also known as an eraser.

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Funny Places

1689. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

From an old episode of the Simpsons. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Sayings

1690. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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