Funny Sayings

1681. Well, Clear My Cookies!

See also Internet.

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Funny Nicknames

1682. Uncs

Short for “Uncle” if your uncle is cool.

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Funny Words

1683. Y’aint

As in, “Y’aint wrong.”

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1684. What Do You Call a Small Frying Pan?

A teaspoon. See also Kitchen.

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Funny Dances

1685. The Go-go Goat

Pretending to be a goat while knee-walking around the room. See also Goats.

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Funny Jobs

1686. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

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Funny Advice

1687. Keep Your Toes on Your Feet

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Funny Names

1688. Lockertish Craddock

100%.

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Funny Observations

1689. Down for It and Up for It Mean the Same Thing

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Funny Questions

1690. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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