Funny Observations

1651. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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Funny Questions

1652. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1653. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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Funny Drinks

1654. Wilk

Also known as milk with water, my childhood drink.
(I was to lazy to wash my cup after I was done with my milk.) See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

1655. Turtleneck Sweater

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Funny Sayings

1656. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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Funny Quotes

1657. “I will wait forever… if you’re not too long.”

Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1658. What Ended After 1914?

1915.

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Funny Diseases

1659. Monoorangosis

A disease that in which you can't see, hear, or taste orange. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1660. What do you call a joke that’s not funny?

A sentence.

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