Funny Observations

1651. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

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Funny Questions

1652. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

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Funny Places

1653. Cheesequake, New Jersey

See also Dairy.

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Funny Observations

1654. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1655. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

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Funny Names

1656. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

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Funny Clothes

1657. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

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Funny Insults

1658. Agyilag Zokni

Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.

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Funny Observations

1659. If You Stare at Nothing Long Enough, Others Will Gather Around and Stare at Nothing with You

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1660. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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