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Funny Things to Do
1655. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake
It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.
Funny Insults
1656. Acorn!
Funny Anti-Jokes
1658. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Funny Things to Do
1659. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens
See also Pranks.
Funny Words
1660. Friendlily
An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.