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Funny Anti-Jokes

1652. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

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Funny Euphemisms

1653. Leg Elbow

Also known as a knee. See also Body.

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Funny Sayings

1654. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

Funny Anti-Jokes

1655. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

1656. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1657. Wet Leisure Attendant

Also known as a Lifeguard. See also Jobs, Swimming.

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Funny Questions

1658. Is Fire Burning?

This is one of the most controversial questions ever, aside from “Is water wet?” (I’m expecting arguments to go on in the comments…) See also Controversial.

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Funny Insults

1659. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

Funny Animals

1660. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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