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Funny Observations
1651. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.
See also Sleep.
Funny Advice
1657. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.
Funny Phrases
1658. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur
French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.