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Funny Places
1532. Flavortown
Flavortown is a mythical place and a state of mind; a place where fun and food meet in perfect harmony. You can only get to Flavortown, though, if you believe in Flavortown.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1533. What is Love?
Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.
Funny Advice
1534. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.
Funny Instruments
1535. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
1536. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”
―Janis Ian
Funny Words
1537. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
The Guinness Book of World Records recognizes this cumbersome word as the longest German word in everyday use. It means “insurance companies providing legal protection.” See also German, Insurance.
Funny Words
1538. Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig
In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.
Funny Words
1539. Glühbirne
“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.
Funny Words
1540. Flugzeug
“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.