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Funny Anti-Jokes

4491. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

4492. Hapax Legomenon

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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Funny Things to Do

4493. Looking Up at the Ceiling Until Other People Do It

See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

4494. Sialoquent

To have the tendency to spray saliva while speaking. See also Gross.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4495. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

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Funny Drinks

4496. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

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Funny Questions

4497. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

4498. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

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Funny Euphemisms

4499. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4500. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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