Funny Words

4491. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

4492. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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Funny Insults

4493. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

4494. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

4495. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4496. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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Funny Sayings

4497. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Words

4498. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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Funny Animals

4499. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

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Funny Animals

4500. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

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