Funny Insults

4541. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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Funny Things

4542. Dad Humor

"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."

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Funny Insults

4543. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey

When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.

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Funny Phobias

4544. Phronemophobia

The fear of thoughts, or thinking. Yikes.

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Funny Words

4545. Fartsdump

A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.

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Funny Places

4546. Toad Suck, Arkansas

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Funny Things to Do

4547. Eating Candy with a Fork

See also Candy.

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Funny Products

4548. Black Highlighter Shop

Makes everything disappear.

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Funny Euphemisms

4549. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

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Funny Foods

4550. Pig Blood and Bread

Pigs blood dried with onions and served with bread. Eaten for breakfast in Hungary.

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