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Funny Words
4591. Cantankerous
It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.
Funny Things to Do
4595. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Animals
4597. Mute Swan
Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
4598. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238
Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.
Funny Advice
4600. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.
I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.