Funny Things

4591. Douche Flute

This thing. See also Smoking.

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Funny Advice

4592. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Funny Sayings

4593. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Sayings

4594. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

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Funny Insults

4595. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

4596. Do You Even Logic Bro?

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Funny Animals

4597. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

4598. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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Funny Animals

4599. Octocorn

A unicorn with eight legs.

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Funny Products

4600. Hai Karate

The Axe Body Spray of the late 1960's. Named after the self-defense maneuver a wearer would need to employ against aggressive female admirers. See also 60's.

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