Funny Phrases

4581. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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Funny Questions

4582. Where is the Any Key?

See also Computers.

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Funny Things to Do

4583. See if You Can Get Past the Canadian Border by Asking Nicely

Worth a shot. See also Canadian, Travel.

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Funny Things to Do

4584. Riding Around on a Segway While Loudly Playing "Ride of the Valkyries"

See also Nerds, Opera.

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Funny Names

4585. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers football player. See also Football, Sports.

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Funny Phrases

4586. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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Funny Products

4587. Bro Yo

Frozen yogurt for men. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

4588. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland

They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!

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Funny Advice

4589. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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Funny Movies

4590. Fred Ott's Sneeze

The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.

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