Funny Euphemisms

4561. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.

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Funny Nicknames

4562. Handle

A nickname given to Pip by Herbert Pocket in the book Great Expectations. See also Literature.

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Funny Sayings

4563. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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Funny Sayings

4564. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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Funny Clothes

4565. Bowyangs

Straps that holds the pants legs in place. See also Australian, Pants.

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Funny Quotes

4566. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

4567. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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Funny Insults

4568. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4569. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Words

4570. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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