Funny Things to Do

4561. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

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Funny Books

4562. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

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Funny Quotes

4563. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4564. Why Was the Little Boy Upset?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Funny T-Shirts

4565. Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air Shop

Get it? See also Cheese, Wisconsin.

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Funny Things to Do

4566. Saying CHARGE! at a Crosswalk

This works best in cities. Everyone follows behind as you lead your army to victory!

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Funny Advice

4567. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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Funny Questions

4568. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Quotes

4569. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

4570. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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