Funny Sayings

4531. So This Dyslexic Guy Walks into a Bra...

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Funny Insults

4532. A Face like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

See also Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

4533. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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Funny Words

4534. Muggy

Say it repeatedly. See also Weather.

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Funny Quotes

4535. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Questions

4536. What's Green and Has Wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.

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Funny Euphemisms

4537. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

4538. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?

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Funny Dances

4539. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

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Funny TV Shows

4540. Pac-Man Adentures

They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucked. See also 80's, Video Games.

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