Funny Insults

4531. You're a Virgin That Can't Drive

From the movie Clueless. See also 90's.

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Funny Questions

4532. Did You Know That if You Get a Friend to Trace the Moles on Your Back, It Spells "Two Losers?"

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Funny Things to Do

4533. Change All Your Passwords to Incorrect

So the computer will tell you that your password is incorrect. See also Computers.

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Funny Sayings

4534. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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Funny Nicknames

4535. Monday

For someone who's a total drag.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4536. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

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Funny Sayings

4537. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4538. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

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Funny Foods

4539. Threaded Spaghetti Hot Dog Bites

Yep.

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Funny Quotes

4540. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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