Funny Things to Do

4571. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

4572. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

4573. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

4574. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Phobias

4575. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

4576. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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Funny Sayings

4577. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

4578. Circus Peanuts Shop

Also known as orange sugar. See also Candy.

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Funny Phrases

4579. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

4580. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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