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Funny Animals
4601. Attic Raccoons
Funny Nicknames
4603. Marmalade
When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".
Funny Words
4605. Monorchism
The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.
Funny TV Shows
4606. Finder of Lost Loves
Eighties drama about a private detective dedicated to reuniting separated lovers. (He was later put out of business by Facebook and the Internet.) See also 80's.
Funny Quotes
4607. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
From comedian Ron White.
Funny Drinks
4608. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.
Funny Instruments
4609. Mellophone
A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?
Funny Insults
4610. Mumpsimus
A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.