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Funny Places
6431. Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.
Funny Foods
6434. Cock-a-Leekie
It's a traditional Scottish soup, made with chicken and leeks, OK? See also Medieval.
Funny Products
6436. Lady Speed Stick Shop
Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Women.
Funny Things to Do
6437. Baking a File Into a Cake
Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.
Funny People
6438. John Q. Taxpayer
The one whose money is being wasted by the gubbament on this and that.
Funny Sayings
6439. Nine Cents Short of a Dime
A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.
Funny Things
6440. The Oort Cloud
This immense cloud surrounding our entire Solar System 30 trillion miles away from the Sun. See also Astronomy.