Funny Places

6471. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

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Funny Questions

6472. Can You Hook Me Up?

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Funny Tattoos

6473. I'm Awsome

Yes, that's right, "I'm Awsome".

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Funny Foods

6474. Cock-a-Leekie

It's a traditional Scottish soup, made with chicken and leeks, OK? See also Medieval.

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Funny People

6475. Dina Lohan

"I'm not like other moms. I'm a cool mom!" See also Celebrities.

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Funny Products

6476. Lady Speed Stick Shop

Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Women.

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Funny Things to Do

6477. Baking a File Into a Cake

Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

6478. John Q. Taxpayer

The one whose money is being wasted by the gubbament on this and that.

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Funny Sayings

6479. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

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Funny Things

6480. The Oort Cloud

This immense cloud surrounding our entire Solar System 30 trillion miles away from the Sun. See also Astronomy.

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