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6491. Dry Drunk

Someone who has given up alcohol but hasn't gotten around to sobering up. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on December 30, 2007| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6492. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 30, 2007| 76 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6493. International House of Pancakes

Because there's no better way to experience the world's cuisines than through pancake toppings. See also Food, Restaurants.

Added by Ryan on December 30, 2007| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6494. Commodore

Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.

Added by Frank on December 29, 2007| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6495. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| 3 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6496. T-Shirt Cannons

Up here! Up here! Up here! See also Clothes, Sports.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6497. Fizz

That soda has a lot of fizz.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2007| 6 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

6499. Shih Tzu

Otherwise known as the "lion dog". See also Pets, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2007| 5 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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