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Funny Foods
6502. Extra-Fancy Ketchup
For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.
Funny Insults
6503. Skid
Short for skidmark I supposea human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.
Funny Phrases
6504. Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.
Funny Clothes
6505. International Male
Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise."
Funny Nicknames
6506. DangerRoss
A combination of the word "Danger" and the name "Ross". The two thus combining to make a name very similar to "dangerous".
Funny Quotes
6508. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
See also Television.