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Funny Foods
6501. Crustade
An egg and chicken pie topped with whole chicken parts. See also Medieval.
Funny Products
6503. Four-Color Pens Shop
A great way to avoid clutter, keep variety at your fingertips, and identify yourself as a dork. See also 80's.
Funny Instruments
6504. Pan Flutes Shop
Instrument of choice for sprites, satyrs, and college kids who wear shorts through the winter. See also Ancient.
Funny Insults
6505. Domeless Wonderboy
From the book A Clockwork Orange, dome refers to one's head; to be domeless therefore is to be brainless and stupid, and a wonder that you manage to do anything at all, making you a wonderboy... a domeless wonderboy, that is. See also Literature.
Funny Places
6506. Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.
Funny Foods
6509. Cock-a-Leekie
It's a traditional Scottish soup, made with chicken and leeks, OK? See also Medieval.