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Funny Things to Do
6501. Spontaneous Combustion
To suddenly catch on fire for no reason. Really embarrassing on dates!
Funny Phrases
6502. Fun Drunk
Describes the regrettably short period between sobriety and agressive, maudlin, and/or sexually-inappropriate drunkeness. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
6504. Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Words
6506. Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.
Funny Phrases
6508. Not Toward
Another way of saying, "untoward" which, by the way, means nothing to me.
Funny Songs
6509. Working for the Weekend Shop
So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true." See also 80's, Music.
Funny Clothes
6510. Inflatable Shoes Shop
E.g. the Reebok Pump and Nike Air Pressure. See also 80's.