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6551. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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Funny Words

6552. Persnickety

To be fussy about small details.

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Funny Conveyances

6553. Recumbent Bicycles

For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.

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Funny Sayings

6554. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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Funny Words

6555. Helmet

This word could be part of an intergalactic language.

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Funny Quotes

6556. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

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Funny Animals

6557. Bullshit

A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit. See also Pets, Profanity.

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Funny Dances

6558. The Volta

There's a lot of hoo-haw grabbing in this dance from the 1500's.

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Funny Sayings

6559. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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Funny T-Shirts

6560. "The Man" Written Across the Chest and "The Legend" With an Arrow Pointing Down

I made my husband throw this one out.

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