Funny Things

6511. Swag

The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

6512. Pants

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Funny Clothes

6513. LA Gear

Somehow even the celebrity endorsements of Michael Jackson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Belinda Carlisle couldn't sell these bedazzled shoes to Middle America. See also 80's.

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Funny Dances

6514. Grinding

Otherwise known as dance-floor frottage. See also Sex.

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Funny Insults

6515. Dry Drunk

Someone who has given up alcohol but hasn't gotten around to sobering up. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

6516. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

6517. International House of Pancakes

Because there's no better way to experience the world's cuisines than through pancake toppings. See also Food, Restaurants.

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Funny Names

6518. Commodore

Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.

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Funny Sayings

6519. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

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Funny Things

6520. T-Shirt Cannons

Up here! Up here! Up here! See also Clothes, Sports.

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