Funny Phrases

6561. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

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Funny Things to Do

6562. Scheduling Sex

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Funny Words

6563. Sassafras

See also Trees.

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Funny Foods

6564. Punch and Pie

Gee whiz, what a treat! See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

6565. Easy Philly Cheesy Chili Dip

Just another not-so-subtle reminder that the processed food industry would like us to eat ourselves to death. See also Cholesterol.

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Funny Phrases

6566. No-Friend-O

What we derisively called Nintendo while growing up in the 80's. (The Wii and this video hadn't come around yet to make us think differently.) See also 80's, Video Games.

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Funny Products

6567. Kitty Condos Shop

I can smell the dander from behind the Internet. See also Cats, Pets.

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Funny Phrases

6568. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

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Funny Places

6569. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

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Funny Clothes

6570. Sock Suspenders Shop

Because any woman will tell you there’s nothing sexier than a man with his socks pulled up and his shirt tucked in. See also Old-Timey.

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