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Funny Animals
6611. Aquatic Scrotum
The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
6615. Tripping the Light Fantastic
In other words, to dance nimbly (as I like to do). See also Dances.
Funny Conveyances
6617. Railroad Handcars
Per Wikipedia, " a recurring plot device of twentieth century filmic comedy." See also Old-Timey.
Funny Phrases
6618. Dried Plums
The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.
Funny Quotes
6619. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.
Funny Names
6620. Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.