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Funny People
6631. "Oh-My-God" Girls
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.
Funny Toys
6633. The Baroness
The G.I. Joe action figure by which Hasbro introduced an entire generation of prepubescent boys to the illicit pleasure of black leather and domination.
Funny Places
6634. Winnemucca, Nevada
Strangely, this town in Nevada is halfway between Salt Lake City and San Francisco.
Funny Products
6635. Aquanet Shop
Setting aside its dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven elastic mesh, Aquanet hairnets are apparently made of aqua. See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
6637. Shit Sandwich
An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.
Funny Places
6638. Tightwad, Missouri
Tightwad is a village in Henry County, Missouri, United States. The population was 63 at the 2000 census.
Funny Questions
6639. Where's the Beef?
And with that simple question, an old lady stole America's heart. See also 80's, Food.