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Funny Phrases
6591. Fun Drunk
Describes the regrettably short period between sobriety and agressive, maudlin, and/or sexually-inappropriate drunkeness. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
6593. Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Words
6595. Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.
Funny Phrases
6597. Not Toward
Another way of saying, "untoward" which, by the way, means nothing to me.
Funny Songs
6598. Working for the Weekend Shop
So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true." See also 80's, Music.
Funny Clothes
6599. Inflatable Shoes Shop
E.g. the Reebok Pump and Nike Air Pressure. See also 80's.
Funny Things
6600. Swag
The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.