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7411. Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

Added by Anthony on January 14, 2006| 4 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7412. Snooty

A funnier alternative to snobby. See also Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on January 14, 2006| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7413. Bee

An ant biting a bee is funny, and a beard of bees is the funniest entry in the Guiness Book of World Records. See also Insects.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Mittens are cute, but gloves are funny. A good example is virtual reality gloves which are funny while virtual reality goggles are not. Also, it's funny that Mickey Mouse wears gloves, but he only does it to cover his rodent claws. See also Cartoons.

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Funny Conveyances

7415. Jitney

Instead of calling a bus a bus, New Yorkers from the Upper East Side call their transportation to and from the Hamptons a jitney. See also Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

7416. The Rock Lobster

Requires forming your hand into a claw. See also Animals.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

7417. Genius G. Genius

I believe the implication here is that the middle name is "Genius" as well. See also Redundant.

Added by Tyler on January 5, 2006| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

7418. An Otter Cracking a Clam

This is a good metaphor for furious activity. See also Seafood.

Added by Tyler on January 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

7419. Racoon

Racoon is the new monkey.

Added by Tyler on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

7420. Vanity Cane Shop

As sometimes carried by prom attendees.

Added by Tyler on January 3, 2006| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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