Funny Things to Do

5891. Laughing While Clapping Your Hands And Crying, "More! Entertain Me!" in an English Accent

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Funny Advice

5892. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

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Funny Advice

5893. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

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Funny Clothes

5894. Monocles Shop

Add a top hat and you’re dressed like a fancy peanut. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Tattoos

5895. Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch'entrate

From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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Funny Things to Do

5896. Panty Raids

See also College, Lingerie, Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

5897. Training Bras

Makes changing in gym class much easier. See also Puberty.

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Funny Phrases

5898. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

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Funny Things to Do

5899. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse

Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.

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Funny Things to Do

5900. Parking as Close as You Can to the Front Door of the Gym

Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.

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