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Funny Euphemisms
5941. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Things to Do
5942. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
Funny Things to Do
5947. Skipping Down the Street
My friends want to crawl in a hole when I do that.
Funny Words
5948. Cuirass
Armor covering the torsoand yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Sophomoric, Weapons.
Funny People
5950. Thomas Crapper
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcockan important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.