Funny Instruments

5911. Octocontrabass Clarinet

A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Names

5912. Wackford Squeers

A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.

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Funny Products

5913. Rolling Coolers Shop

Because life is hard enough without having to hand-carry your ice-cold beer and gallon of potato salad. See also Lazy.

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Funny Diseases

5914. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

5915. Shopping Cart Wrangler

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Funny Names

5916. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

5917. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Phrases

5918. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

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Funny Things

5919. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

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Funny Insults

5920. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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