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Funny Products
5901. Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask Shop
For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial-killer glow. See also 80's, Beauty, Commercials.
Funny Things
5905. Livestock Classified Ads
"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"
"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."
"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.
Funny Products
5906. Electric Carving Knife Shop
For the weak-wristed man of the family. See also Lazy.
Funny Clothes
5907. Jean Shorts Shop
An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants. See also Denim.
Funny TV Shows
5908. 20 Minute Workout
This show burst onto the scene in the early 80's, usually with 2 to 3 girls performing an aerobic excerise routine. My brother would watch the show...not because he was "following" the routine.. but because he thought the girls were cute.
They matched their bodysuits, leggings...
Bess Motta the lead instructor was awesome! See also 80's, Aerobics, Exercise.
Funny Instruments
5909. Octocontrabass Clarinet
A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.
Funny Names
5910. Wackford Squeers
A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his namea sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.