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Funny Products
5952. The Clapper Shop
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.
Funny Jobs
5954. Phlebotomist
The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.
Funny Songs
5955. University of Utah Fight Song
The song is called "I Am a Utah Man" and uses the terms "jolliest", "merriment", and "we're up to snuff." I can't believe that the female students haven't revolted. See also College.
Funny Things to Do
5956. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert
Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.
Funny Words
5957. Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
5958. Exchange Student Jeans
Jeans adorned with snaps, stitching, and other embellishments that European teens wear and that American teens find disconcertingly ornate. See also Denim, European, Eurotrash.
Funny Movies
5959. Harry and the Hendersons Shop
Sort of like ALF, but with Sasquatches and John Lithgow. See also 80's.
Funny Drinks
5960. Boss Sauce
What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle. See also 90's, Sitcom, Television.