Funny Things to Do

5951. Using the Wrong "-ologist", "-ician", or "-grapher" When Explaining Something Smart

For example, "Well I'm no Scientologist, but 2+2=4." See also Science.

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Funny Animals

5952. Ocelots

A house cat that looks like a leopard. See also Cats.

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Funny Movies

5953. Son-in-Law Shop

1993 movie featuring Pauly Shore and a very young Carla Gugino. Notable for including a makeover scene in which under Shore's tutelage, Gugino cuts her hair and dyes it orange, starts rollerblading, and gets an ankle tattoo from Flea of the Red Hot Chile Peppers. See also 90's.

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Funny Names

5954. Ron Tugnutt

Former NHL goaltender. See also Sophomoric, Sports.

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Funny Nicknames

5955. Tons of Fun

Large people love this nickname because its not offensive but gets the point across in a funny way. See also Obesity.

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Funny Places

5956. Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta

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Funny Clothes

5957. Beaver Fur Coats

Just add a pennant and a box of popcorn and your ensemble for the big game is complete. See also 20's, Football, Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

5958. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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Funny Phobias

5959. Consecotaleophobia

The fear of chopsticks.

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Funny Euphemisms

5960. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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