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Funny Things to Do
5961. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
5962. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
Funny Sayings
5963. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
Funny Things
5964. Preformationism
Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.
Funny Products
5965. Rack’Em Bed Buddy Home Defense Gun Holder Shop
Keep your shotgun accessible while lying in bed. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Words
5966. Avuncular
To be related to an uncle, or suggestive of an uncle, especially in kindliness or geniality. I eat when I'm feeling avuncular. See also Family.
Funny Things to Do
5968. Holding Your Woman's Purse
Simultaneously sad and hilarious. Ten times so when there's a gaggle of fellows outside a woman's clothing store. Does not matter if it's your wife or your girlfriend; You, my brother, have surrendered any and all power in the relationship. It is a line that, once crossed, can be impossible to re-cross. May God have mercy on what is left of your masculine soul.
Funny Words
5969. Diphthong
The combination of two vowel sounds in one syllable to form one speech sound... ouch!
Funny Animals
5970. Arabella the Space Spider
Sent into orbit in 1973 on the Skylab 3 space station. See also Space.