Funny Things

6281. SkyMall

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket. See also Travel.

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Funny Books

6282. Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo. See also Scatological.

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Funny Jobs

6283. Carny

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Funny Sayings

6284. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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Funny Toys

6285. Get in Shape Girl

Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues". See also 80's, Exercise.

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Funny Names

6286. Hunter Chase Buck

Real name of someone from Carter County Kentucky. See also Southern.

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Funny Diseases

6287. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

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Funny Drinks

6288. Prune Juice Shop

Otherwise known as “nature’s laxative.”

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Funny Euphemisms

6289. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

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Funny Questions

6290. What the C*ck is That Sh*t?

As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.

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