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Funny Things to Do
6241. Giving Fives Between Free Throws
Make, miss, or airball, props for just getting rid of the ball.
Funny Insults
6242. D-Bag
Funny Things
6244. Pornstaches
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.
Funny Foods
6245. Marzipan Shop
A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.
Funny Phobias
6246. Rhabdophobia
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.
Funny Songs
6247. My Ding A Ling Shop
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
Funny Tattoos
6248. Mom
An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M"). See also Crass.
Funny People
6249. The Guy from Full House Who Isn't Bob Saget or John Stamos
Whoever he is, he makes me giggle. See also Television.