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Funny Sayings
6231. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole
South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.
Funny Sayings
6232. All Your Base Are Belong to Us
A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.
Funny Things to Do
6233. Stealing Someone's Lunch
What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.
Funny Things to Do
6234. Taking Back the Night
And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.
Funny Advice
6235. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End
See also Animals.
Funny Clothes
6236. Cagoule
A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.
Funny Insults
6237. Homeschool
As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.
Funny Drinks
6240. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.