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Funny Songs
6261. Viva Viagra
I didn't realize how horrible this ad was until my young sons began singing it. See also Commercials, Sex, Television.
Funny Diseases
6262. Dengue Fever
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
Funny Foods
6263. McLak Salmon Burger
Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.
Funny Things
6265. Box Socials
A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.
Funny Songs
6268. The Most Annoying Song Ever Recorded
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
Funny Things to Do
6269. Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air
Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.
Funny Foods
6270. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich
Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.